Last night I went to a gig with a bunch of doctors - not my usual choice of bedfellows but this lot were jolly nice - and some of their non-doctor friends. As is usually the way with gigs, it was very loud and while I was trying to have a conversation with one of the non-doctor members of the group, due to a combination of ill-timed head turning from both sides and open-mouthed shouting, I accidentally bit his nose.