Just heard on Radio 2 that the police in North Wales are cracking down on children throwing snowballs, after a teenager involved in a snowfight was charged with assault. Thank God they are FINALLY taking this snow brutality seriously. I have it on good authority that children, all over the UK and almost certainly abroad also, have been systematically manufacturing these weapons - innocuously dubbed 'snowballs' by these reprobates - with the express purpose of HAVING FUN. It is clear to us all, I'm sure, that this MUST be stopped. Alongside those who take pleasure in 'sliding' on puddles of ice and forming the ubiquitously sinister 'snow angels', these sickening degenerates have enjoyed their reign of terror for too long.