Oh Christ! Oh Jesus Christ!

The other day, driving home from work, I saw an horrific vision: a poster with the words 'The Wicker Man' and 'Nicolas Cage' emblazened on it. With an increasing sense of disquiet, I investigated it further when I returned on home on t'interweb and found this.

Now, I'm all for Hollywood remaking classics and adding a few more explosions and love interests.....oh no, hang on, I'm not. I mean for F*CKS sake. The Wicker Man? What's next? Suggested by my friend Guy:

Coming this fall... a heartwarming family comedy starring Adam Sandler, Will Ferrall and Jim Carrey... "Withnail"

The thing is, it wouldn't surprise me even one little bit. Sigh.