Good luck to my sister Jen, who after SIX long years is doing her final exam today which will complete her law degree. Trying to do a degree at the same time as working, being a single mum and moving - not only to a new house but from the Surrey to Yorkshire - must have been damn tough and I haven't envied her a bit! But Jen: it's nearly all over...

I know I've sent you here before but go on, humour me, have another look, it really is my favourite website. Obviously if you have an objection to laughing at foreigners...well, then you won't be my friend.